We're having a baby!!!

Ahhh time fliez...The little belly wasn't visible in August.. but now everyone can see the Frankie and Tomie to be...:)
Due Date: March 5th..(get out your party hats)

I Miss You

I misz yu too much for my own liking....

Our Wedding

On June 8th 2008 Silvie and Gini were married becoming Mrs. And Mrs. Fat and Spastic Twinz.
The wedding was perfect with everybody important attending, such as Matt (daddy) Aleana (Mommy) Billie (uncle) and err…all you other precious people not worth mentioning. Kathy was the drink mixer, making sure everybody was nice and loud for the ceremony.
Martin was busy dressing the dancing girls for a performance at the wedding feast.
Jack was grumpily doing the dishes that seemed to multiply every minute.
Caleb was sitting in a corner with the millions of kids that random guests would drop off, he secretly adored it.
Phil was installing secret video camera’s in the bathrooms, and Vic was eagerly helping.
Destiny was singing loudly on the stage.
Person was moroning around sneakily eating the icing off the cake which just so happened to be 3 meters tall.
This memorial day was in all news papers of Madagasgar and in the book of records for the most bestest wedding ever.

They lived happily ever after.

I Love YOU, You Love ME!!

To me your the world, and more. I could live just fine with beer and pork, so long as I have yu by my side. And most twinz hate eachother but we would be lost without eachother. It's like when nobody wants to listen yu do..and i try my best to listen to yu too. If there was no Gini... there'd be no Silvie..and if there was no Silive there'd be no Gini...we're one..and if yu ask around..well they'll tell yu that too. The person that can break us apart surely deserves a pat on the back, cuz through good and bad, sickness and health (yes errr we're kinda married aswell) we've always been together. Lovz yu my fellow mental! :*:*:*:*

Going Camping

It was a cold, rainy night. Gini and Silvie mentaled around the campfire, lying songs and eating beans.
Soon they got tired, climbed into their monsters, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud creeping sound outside the tent. Patty grabbed Gini's ass and held on for dear life. Gini started chanting, "Lions and stripey socks and meatballs, oh my!" over and over again.
Then into their tent fell their friend Kathy. Kathy had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some vodka. Now the vodka was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.
It turned out to be a very insane camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Patty's backyard.

THE CRAP RAP

Yeash so yu must agree with us. Most raps are terrible, make no sense, and lack everything musical ish...they're just not nice! So here's to all the people that like rap...we can do it too! :D




Open the fridge to get some tomatoes,
I tired of rice, meat and potatoes.

I reach out to get some milk,
But I drop it on the floor, flow’z like silk.

Apples and chicken taste like shondo,
Singing the food song, and playing the bongo.

This song was supposed to be rappy, but ended up crappy,
so this is some slappy, and we’ll go take a nappy…JUST BE HAPPY!

Oh look, what on the table, some foo foo,
But really, it taste like doo doo.

I grab my fork, to stick in the pork,
but I look like a dork, who got hit by a cork.

Wasting my time, smashin a plate,
Didn’t realize I was a runnin late.

I killed your guitar with rum,
Cuz I are so dumb. *note..add a lil YO*

I’m tired of grass,
I think I’ll pass.

Screw this fuck, I look like a duck,
I’ll rob a milk truck, cuz I’m out of luck, and I really suck.

Spinach is funky, emo’s are punky,
I’ll feed a monkey, cuz I’m a junkie.

Sugar and honey, nothing like money,
screw the bunny, it’s not so funny.

This song is so fantastic,
Cuz we are twin ish n spastic.

Family Album

Our History

We were born on June 8th, 3 seconds apart; nonidentical twins weighing 5 kilos each.
When we were two days old some mental retarded nurse accidentally on purpose gave us a maniacs medicine. We haven't been the same since then, not to mentioned being dropped down stairs; off kitchen tables, roof tops and trees. We had a good child hood life.
At the age of 9 months we were actively flying, jumping, skipping, hopping, running; swimming, crawling, and finally at the age of 2 years old we managed to walk.

Our mom, Alecia Beth Moore(P!nk) got divorced before our birth; and at the age of 3 we met our dad (Matt Le Blanc) for the first time.
Our pet shark (Fishy) and our monkey (Maxwell) escaped from the Zoo,when we kind heartedly took them in.
Once a month we visit our uncle Billie Joe Armstrong (the bestest uncle ever) for fishing and cracker eating. not to mention his love for fly swatting.

Our personal bodyguards Jack and Martin are also our bestest buddies for everest.
Tiny our neighbour (and Kathy's evil; cruel; heartless; sneaky; mean; sister) pestered us since the age of 5; stealing our toys and making us eat sand. She was mean.

We like green. Pink. Black. Yellow. Orange.
The name of our band is Hot Pot Twinz; which affects people greatly becuz we actually sing about useful stuff that people care about such as; bling bling, food, marbles, shondo and frick; and ...................stuff.


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