Our History

We were born on June 8th, 3 seconds apart; nonidentical twins weighing 5 kilos each.
When we were two days old some mental retarded nurse accidentally on purpose gave us a maniacs medicine. We haven't been the same since then, not to mentioned being dropped down stairs; off kitchen tables, roof tops and trees. We had a good child hood life.
At the age of 9 months we were actively flying, jumping, skipping, hopping, running; swimming, crawling, and finally at the age of 2 years old we managed to walk.

Our mom, Alecia Beth Moore(P!nk) got divorced before our birth; and at the age of 3 we met our dad (Matt Le Blanc) for the first time.
Our pet shark (Fishy) and our monkey (Maxwell) escaped from the Zoo,when we kind heartedly took them in.
Once a month we visit our uncle Billie Joe Armstrong (the bestest uncle ever) for fishing and cracker eating. not to mention his love for fly swatting.

Our personal bodyguards Jack and Martin are also our bestest buddies for everest.
Tiny our neighbour (and Kathy's evil; cruel; heartless; sneaky; mean; sister) pestered us since the age of 5; stealing our toys and making us eat sand. She was mean.

We like green. Pink. Black. Yellow. Orange.
The name of our band is Hot Pot Twinz; which affects people greatly becuz we actually sing about useful stuff that people care about such as; bling bling, food, marbles, shondo and frick; and ...................stuff.


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