THE CRAP RAP

Yeash so yu must agree with us. Most raps are terrible, make no sense, and lack everything musical ish...they're just not nice! So here's to all the people that like rap...we can do it too! :D




Open the fridge to get some tomatoes,
I tired of rice, meat and potatoes.

I reach out to get some milk,
But I drop it on the floor, flow’z like silk.

Apples and chicken taste like shondo,
Singing the food song, and playing the bongo.

This song was supposed to be rappy, but ended up crappy,
so this is some slappy, and we’ll go take a nappy…JUST BE HAPPY!

Oh look, what on the table, some foo foo,
But really, it taste like doo doo.

I grab my fork, to stick in the pork,
but I look like a dork, who got hit by a cork.

Wasting my time, smashin a plate,
Didn’t realize I was a runnin late.

I killed your guitar with rum,
Cuz I are so dumb. *note..add a lil YO*

I’m tired of grass,
I think I’ll pass.

Screw this fuck, I look like a duck,
I’ll rob a milk truck, cuz I’m out of luck, and I really suck.

Spinach is funky, emo’s are punky,
I’ll feed a monkey, cuz I’m a junkie.

Sugar and honey, nothing like money,
screw the bunny, it’s not so funny.

This song is so fantastic,
Cuz we are twin ish n spastic.