Going Camping

It was a cold, rainy night. Gini and Silvie mentaled around the campfire, lying songs and eating beans.
Soon they got tired, climbed into their monsters, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud creeping sound outside the tent. Patty grabbed Gini's ass and held on for dear life. Gini started chanting, "Lions and stripey socks and meatballs, oh my!" over and over again.
Then into their tent fell their friend Kathy. Kathy had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some vodka. Now the vodka was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.
It turned out to be a very insane camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Patty's backyard.